Miss Clams Casino is a burlesque performer and playwright who can be seen shaking and shimmying in some of our fair city's most cosmopolitan settings. She once made her living as a telephone operator for the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Neil O'Fortune has risen from his humble origins in the American Midwest, which included a short-lived career as a photographer for Glamourshots, to join Metropolitan society as a curator, nurturer of the ecdysiastic arts and man about town.

Albert Cadabra is a Professional, Award Winning, Comedy Sideshow Magician who delivers Powerful, Amazing and Devilishly Wild Magic. He has performed his unique style of magic from China to Coney Island, from Concert Halls to Intimate Private Parties. You can often catch him hosting many a burlesque here among the great, sexy nightlife of NYC.

Ariel Levine is the guitarist and lead singer for the band KiNDERGARTEN; their first album is entitled "River of Slime". Ariel and the KiNDERGARTENERS are the official band of Anita's Undreground.

Bastard Keith is the quadruple threat singer-host-performer-writer who can be seen providing his unique volatile charm to burlesque shows, saucy readings and theatrical stages around New York City

Garth Wingfield is a playwright, television writer and raconteur whose plays have been produced Off-Broadway and in a theater where the curtain was held for 20 minutes because there was a rat in the bathroom. He has also appeared in a polyester unitard, dancing outside in 100-degree heat for two summers at OprylandUSA in Nashville, much to the utter horror and embarrassment of his parents.

Jonny Porkpie is the multi-talented performer, producer and personality also known as the unelected burlesque Mayor of New York City. He is one half of the team behind Pinchbottom Burlesque, voted "best burlesque" in NYC by New York Magazine.

Lindsay Robertson is the talented writer whose witty accounts of life in the city that never sleeps can be read in her blog lindsayism.com on computer screens coast to coast. She's also the co-producer of the monthly Ritalin Readings at the Slipper Room.

Marisa Olson is an artist and the Editor & Curator at Rhizome.org. Her performances, drawings, and video installations have been presented at the Venice Biennale, the Whitney Museum, and the New Museum. In her spare time, she teaches media theory at NYU and is writing a dissertation for a PhD from UC Berkeley. She also likes to bake things and wants NYC to bring back the roller rinks!

Nelly Reifler is the author of See Through, a collection of stories. Her work has been published in McSweeney's, Black Book, BOMB and Nerve, as well as many other places. She has a regular column about religion and mortality at nextbook.org and she co-hosts the reading series at Brooklyn's Magnetic Field with Jonathan Dixon.

And our lovely assistant, Precious Little! Precious is a charming performer frequently seen on New York's burlesque stages. She was the 2007 winner of the Golden Pastie for Best Newcomer at the New York Burlesque Festival.

Our guest lovely assistant Roja Rouge is a witty and outgoing performer on the New York burlesque stage.